WTF?!! (Must Read for Cricket Punters)

This is another My Thoughts on My Blog article. But I wanted to give a different title, because I felt it suits the case. Hope you have a smile at the end of reading this.



Let's begin with what I was doing last week. I felt I have created a good base with 1200 followers on Twitter. Most of my European and American visitors are coming from Twitter. So I moved to Facebook to cover Asians (You know... Indians).

I joined some groups on Cricket betting. Posted some messages regarding my blog with free tips, but nobody approached me. Since tipsters charging money are sharing their WhatsApp contact, I too gave it a try. Then the conversations began.

Twitter audience very warmly welcomed my ideas. But FaceBook: Oh My God! That's why this post is titled WTF. Let me give you a glimpse of the craziness.

What is your strike rate?
My winning tips stands between 75-85%. In International matches my accuracy is above 90%. I have posted previously many times that I don't worry about this %. As per gambling stats 58% is good enough for profits.

If your current tipsters who charges you 50-100$ a match gives you 90-95% strike rate, why the fuck are you not Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerburg or Warren Buffet.

What is the profit in giving free tips?
As of now almost nothing. This is an advertising front for my credibility. I'm trying to prove the world that I have better knowledge on Gambling in Cricket than many. Also I'm trying to show I have a method behind my madness to make profits.

I run a betting management system for big players (Minimum 10000$ club who plays around 100-500$ a match). I get them to 300-500% profit a year by guiding them towards profit using my tricks and believing in Power of Compounding (Of course for a fee).

Do you predict or..?
The most fuck-worthy question. Of course I do predict. I have built a statistical database using my computer skills to analyse the matches to predict match results both in terms of results patterns and gambling patterns.

Are you sure?
Eh! Why am I advertising myself, if I'm not sure of what I'm saying. At times there are cases when the winner can't be found clearly. I either reduce the stakes to eliminate the risk or avoid the match completely (That too I post in my tip).

How can I trust you?
Don't trust me. Don't trust anyone for that matter. Trust yourself. That's the best way to win in gambling.

But when you need help; when you're not good enough; that's why people like me are here.

007Heisenberg.WordPress.com is another guy who is providing free cricket tips for quite some time. He is a front runner. I admire his dedication. Hope he'll admire my work as well. I seriously follow mrfixitstips.co.uk for football tips. I even named my site to resemble his style.

Coming back to the trust point: I participated in OLBG.com's Cricket Betting Tipster Competition last month. For half a month work I was placed 12th and won 10£. This month I'm ranked #1 and if I continue to stay there I'll get 50£. It's a globally open free challenge. Can any of your trustworthy tipsters do it?

Are you a Bookie/Match Fixer?
Nope.

I have a better tip than yours!
One guy even showed me a report that Sri Lanka will win the 4th ODI, where I'm saying India will win. What are you guys trying to do here! You pay someone, don't trust him and goto someone else who gives free tips and say it's bad. You have already lost money by beleiving him, so what are your chances of winning when the stats are saying the opposite.

I have lost X$ can I cover it in a Week/Month where I have only 10% of X$?
Nearly impossible. You have already fucked yourself. Save the remaining money and take a walk. Or sit down, take deep breaths and think about a 1 to 2 year plan.

Forgot to add this
Do you have a 100% Fix Report?
First time I didn't understand this question at all. After getting an explanation I realized that the guy thinks all matches are fixed. Match fixing may be there in Cricket, but not all matches are fixed. If a tipster has that sort of information he'll be making millions. He won't be begging for 50$ from you.

Final Thoughts
Sorry for the foul language first of all. Couldn't control it. Also I'm not saying Indians are fools. I had spoken with many fools for the past one week who accidentally being Indians. I have nothing against Indians. They are my primary target audience with their passion and following towards Cricket. Just frustrated of how my brethren are foolish.

I think you guys are degenerate gamblers. Take some help. Gambling is not for you.

Anyways the final result is ROFLMAO!!  WTF?! WTF?!

Comments are warmly welcome